The Machine Girl
Written by Chris Schaffer on December 21, 2007 – 8:19 am -In my never ending quest to find strange things I have learned one thing. Finding strange things is a bit like the “What if… ?” comic book series, only it sounds a little bit more like “What if Japan made … ?”
So today we have: What if Japan made The Bionic Woman?
Bah, who wants to watch some over 25 woman who overall looks fairly normal? Why not make the main character a teenage girl! Excellent! And fitting crime, or obscure organizations of evil… Lame. Lets make the enemy Yakuza, wait no still doesn’t have that kick… How about Yakuza Ninjas? Right on! And enhanced reflexes and such. Far to subtle. Let’s give her a chaingun and drill bra!
I give you: The Machine Girl
Yeah I don’t know what to say either. You should probably run.
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Tags: Humor, Japan, video, weird
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January 7th, 2008 at 4:29 pm HOLY MOTHER COW!!! What did I just watch!?! Dude…I’m thanking God for censorship right now. LOL That was intense. And like…what’s with the sprinkler effect every time something gets chopped off of someone. That uh, hmmm…just wow.
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January 7th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Yeah the spouting blood is a bit over the top. It seems to be a fairly standard part of some Japanese cinema though (from the little I have seen).
The whole thing is actually a bit over the top, but hey, at least it ought to be a downright entertaining watch eh?
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