Keep Your Nose or Guns Clean

gun-washing-machine

I don’t know about you, but have you ever noticed that guns sometimes have a tendency to get dirty? Yeah, me too.

This becomes a bigger problem when your ownership of weapons makes that transition from a couple guns to a few dozen light assault weapons. Luckily, there is a device just for you!

For about $8000 dollars you can keep your arsenal ready for WW3 or the impending Zombie Invasion. It even has a super official name to go with the price tag “F636HT Heavy Duty Long Gun & Handgun System“. Or as I like to call it, “the gun washer.” However, once your apocalyptic scenario of choice begins, it probably won’t be easy/cheap to keep this thing powered.

I know a few militia groups in Idaho I would love to donate one of these to. Sure they actual members will still be grizzled and, uh, weird… But at least their vast stock of firearms will be in perfect clean working order!

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Comments (2)

TomMarch 12th, 2008 at 9:38 pm

Liked the last two posts! Smith also liked the Marines. Keep up the good posts.

Chris SchafferMarch 13th, 2008 at 7:51 am

Thanks Dad!
The last couple have been lucky finds, hopefully I’ll be able to keep up the momentum though.

Also, tell Smith to comment!