MAARS Protects Me
In line with my last post about carrying large quantities of firepower for nature walks. I do understand how keeping all that extra weight with you could be very unpopular. It may also be inefficient as, being human, you can remain aware enough to defend yourself properly at all times.
Luckily, while stumbling about the intarwebs, I discovered a solution. The MAARS system, otherwise known as the Modular Advanced Armed Robotic System. Check out the cute little guy in the picture below!
That’s right. You can save your back by simply strapping all those weapons to your happy little robotic watch dog. At this point I believe the system is mostly manually controlled (something about safety and avoiding friendly fire) but as long as you keep a well paid assistant online you can have solid protection from anything that moves.
This will also free up valuable carrying space for those not so necessary but fun gadgets to keep you safe from danger. Things like night vision or thermal goggles, and basic stock materials for DIY thermite compounds. Or, you know, an extra pair of socks in case you get wet.
It would also work wonders for scouting ahead for you. That way you don’t stumble on to some deadly part of nature… Instead you first run over it with your mini tank, and possibly set it on fire, and launch grenades at its family. Really, the possibilities are endless.
So cute! Where can i get one? Scary that we have become so good at killing things that we don’t even need to be present. Still at least it gives a reasonable chance of employment to the video game generation whose only real skills are…well playing video games.
I know, cute and deadly! Can it really get much better?
Being a member of the aforementioned gaming generation though, I can say I do have some other skills… Although I would probably be more comfortable and productive controlling kill bots.
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And Clackamas Walmart are acttively helping them by hideing Eric’s employment there from me and my family.
For over A year now Eric Carlson has been going by the name gashel, last name unknown by me, he dyed his hair black, and Walmart agreed to hide his Identity from my daughter, who also worked at that store.
Joan and Eric have friends in Authority protecting Joan and Eric from prosecution.
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