I Roleplay for The Hookers
Oh yes, I am going there…
Now that both the subject of prostitution and role-playing have been broached, I feel it may be safe to move right into the world of role-play for prostitutes.
For those of you who don’t know Rule #38, let me explain, as the image above illustrates it well. If there is something from your childhood that you hold sacred, there has been porn made with it. There are no exceptions to rule #38. If you try to provide and exception something pornographic will immediately be made to fill the gap.
All of you who are my age grew up with Nintendo. If you were one of the lucky kids, you also grew up with The Legend of Zelda, that first and greatest of the RPG hit things with swords until the storyline makes sense games. It mostly lacked towns, but your main quest is to find a princess.
Let’s face it, a lot of kids probably never finished the game. What happened to all the Links that never found Zelda? My guess is they took all those rupies and found themselves the next best thing. For reference, these girls also do not want to hear about your character. They just want to hear the clinking noise of all those wonderful gems you’ve beaten out of the hapless creatures that once inhabited their peaceful land.
Come to think of it, those girls sound a lot like the girls in Liberia and their penchant for the sound of blood diamonds hitting a wood countertop.
