I’d Hit That
“I’d Hit That”
You hear kids say that a lot these days. Hell, you hear me and my friends say it quite a bit these days, although we mostly do it for satire. But really, where did all the creativity go?
Why not hit it like Odin? Or for that matter, dance it out of creation like Shiva? Or my personal favorite, hit it like the fist of angry god. that shows the kind of dedication that girls are looking for these days… ok, maybe only a very small subset of girls these days, at least if you believe the media.
However, if a girl overhears you come up with a creative turn of phrase like that she will be much more likely to at least have a nice giggle before becoming full of bitter rage at your infantile ability to do nothing with your life than rank every woman that walks by as either a “hit it” or “hit it with a ten foot pole.” Besides, it takes a certain amount of stellar creativity to come up with the sort of run-on sentences I do.
Remember, you’re buddies will also give you +5 man points if you can use Samuel L. Jackson, Chuck Norris, or the Pope in a hit it phrase.
Hi there!
I was browsing the blogosphere looking for people with similar interests that want to be friends – in a blogging kind of way, so I stopped to say hi!
Wishing you happy bloging and the best in your life.
BoH
Chris Schaffer Reply:
February 4th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Thanks for stopping by!
I’ll be sure to be in touch.