The Deception
I like the fact that you could indeed hope that she wants to hear about the last time your rolled a natural 20 to get a huge crit on that troll that whacked your party’s rouge… However, there is probably a harsh reality.
Notice those guys in the background? They’re wearing name tags, and that is a projection screen above them. This means your ass is at a convention, and the hot girl with the great eyes and smile is being paid to not kick you when you talk about your character… being paid more than your entire comic collection is worth.
Why?
Because after you get done with round eight of masturbating back at the hotel, you will buy their product. Not only will you buy it, but even if the product sucks, you will remember the hot chick that hawked it.
For spirited debate: Would it be better if she filled out the top or bent over more?
[...] and found themselves the next best thing. For reference, these girls also do not want to hear about your character. They just want to hear the clinking noise of all those wonderful gems you’ve beaten out of [...]