I have a friend who is very excited about “The Watchmen” movie that is coming out soon.
The above is a redo of some frames from the graphic novel the movie is based on. So here’s to my friend, The Watchmen, and free fire.
This actually reminds me of an old saying that may be common where you are from:
“If life hand you lemons… keep them, because, ‘hey!’ free lemons.”
The same goes for fire, if life hands it to you, keep it, because who couldn’t use some free fire? It could come in handy for those zombies that are about to eat your best friend, or for cleansing your bathroom of the unholy spirits you have released from your body.
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Oh yes, I am going there…
Now that both the subject of prostitution and role-playing have been broached, I feel it may be safe to move right into the world of role-play for prostitutes.
For those of you who don’t know Rule #38, let me explain, as the image above illustrates it well. If there is something from your childhood that you hold sacred, there has been porn made with it. There are no exceptions to rule #38. If you try to provide and exception something pornographic will immediately be made to fill the gap.
All of you who are my age grew up with Nintendo. If you were one of the lucky kids, you also grew up with The Legend of Zelda, that first and greatest of the RPG hit things with swords until the storyline makes sense games. It mostly lacked towns, but your main quest is to find a princess.
Let’s face it, a lot of kids probably never finished the game. What happened to all the Links that never found Zelda? My guess is they took all those rupies and found themselves the next best thing. For reference, these girls also do not want to hear about your character. They just want to hear the clinking noise of all those wonderful gems you’ve beaten out of the hapless creatures that once inhabited their peaceful land.
Come to think of it, those girls sound a lot like the girls in Liberia and their penchant for the sound of blood diamonds hitting a wood countertop.
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February 26th, 2009 in
Ramblings | tags:
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I like the fact that you could indeed hope that she wants to hear about the last time your rolled a natural 20 to get a huge crit on that troll that whacked your party’s rouge… However, there is probably a harsh reality.
Notice those guys in the background? They’re wearing name tags, and that is a projection screen above them. This means your ass is at a convention, and the hot girl with the great eyes and smile is being paid to not kick you when you talk about your character… being paid more than your entire comic collection is worth.
Why?
Because after you get done with round eight of masturbating back at the hotel, you will buy their product. Not only will you buy it, but even if the product sucks, you will remember the hot chick that hawked it.
For spirited debate: Would it be better if she filled out the top or bent over more?
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We may be a mostly free society, but we are quickly becoming wrapped up in enough red tape to construct a corporate welfare wicker man. We are a free nation that that has a large portion of its debt owned by an ideological rival. We are a nation that is held hostage by both the majority and minority through mass ignorance and well funded special interests.
We’re America, and we have some big problems that aren’t going to go away over night. If we get lucky the free range internet will keep us distracted enough to continue on our apathetic way to hell. If we get the short end of the stick we may wake up and find out that, even before you get to hell, being burned alive by a system we have forgotten to manage hurts just as much.
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February 16th, 2009 in
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I’ve always wondered, how busy is Valentine’s Day for the prostitution business?
Sure it may be a day that’s all about couples, but that also implies quite a bit of the, well, coupling. Along with that, the sheer amount of media dedicated to how bitter some major segment of the population is about this particular holiday means that not everyone has that special someone waiting for flowers at home.
So, for all those people it seems like a logical step to take those flowers and $50 for dinner and skip straight to the activity you were buying that dinner for. The lovely lady you pick from the corner probably doesn’t even really need flowers – though she may appreciate the touch.
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February 14th, 2009 in
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